January 2010
62 posts
WHAT TO DO???
So one of my favourite fashion bloggers Annabel has this gorgeous pair of laceup Prada booties that I’ve been lusting over for a very, very long time. Like, srsly, every time I get dressed I’m like hrmmm, you know what would go with this? Prada booties! They retail for about $US850 and they sold out everywhere. I’ve been checking regularly on eBay for like 6 months and I finally...
"It's like making out with a child....Ewwww I just...
Incredibly drunk and I hate everyone currently on...
This won’t do!
If you’re cool, jump on le Facebook and talk to meeee
And oh I suggest that you strike up rapport
With someone sharper, like a high-powered circular saw
“I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the...”
– Mark Darcy, Bridget Jones
Me: Pet hate: when people have like fifteen other people listed as their siblings on Facebook
Thomas: Yeah, its not funny. It isn't funny when you're in an open relationship with a friend either. None of it is funny. To anyone. Ever.
LOLS UR MAH PARENTS LOLZZZZZZZ. Die.
Me: Hahahahaha oh god I know…I’m so listing you as a sibling now
Thomas: lol fine...asshole
...5 minutes later...
Me: You totally didnt list me as your sister. You're a terrible brother
Thomas: I so did, it's on my profile!
Me: Siiiick. SIBLINGZ
Thomas: FO LYFE
Australia's National Day
ninefruits:
Tomorrow is Australia’s national day. While most national days throughout the world can be unsavoury (if one is a minority or educated), Australia’s national day must surely take the cake for absurdity. The day commemorates the landing of the British on the land-mass on the 26th of January 1788, and their subsequent theft of the land from the indigenous populations (not to mention...
Tips for Surviving Australia Day -- Administrator...
Zombie invasions: usually confined to the realms of video games and horror movies, they are an actual phenomenon that occurs about once every year here in Australia. In order to avoid causing panic amongst the population, this annual day of terror has been given the less threatening name of ‘Australia Day’, a day which most sensible citizens choose to spend in the basement.
The zombies...
sarahjcooki:
jshdivision:
All Fires - Swan...
unregulated:
Snoop Dogg vs. the Cure — “Drop it...
Lusting after vintage Salvatore Ferragamo on...
On our way to a nautical themed birthday...
Rikki: They’re not going to know I’ve come as a pirate, I think I look like a prostitute…Arr!
Me: Arr 50 galleons per hour for ye scurvy dogs
Rikki: 50 pieces of eight…Anyone?
Me: No? No one? Well ye’ll be walking the plank then…And not in a sexual way
Rikki: …What?
Me: I’ve gone too far, haven’t I?
Winter Is Coming - Radical Face
I wish.
Daniel Smith: What do you think you're going to be doing when you're 60?
Sufjan Stevens: I don't think I'm going to live till 60.
Daniel: Oh that's nonsense. Why? All your bad habits?
Sufjan: (nods)
Daniel: (laughs)
Sufjan: I have bad habits!
Daniel: Like what?
Sufjan: I slouch..
Had a horrible past few days :(
And I can’t see things picking up anytime soon. Fingers crossed though, I guess.
This Side of the Blue - Joanna Newsom
See him...
“I don’t believe in originality. You take inspiration from whatever moves...”
– Tim Walker
“It’s like a G8 Summit at my house. I was thinking of writing...”
– Bill, on living with an Indian and Italian
Quotes from a weekend with the fabulous Hugh
aka faggotinfurs
‘I like how she’s wearing navy heels with yellow socks…she’s very bold…he…oh my!’
Hugh: ‘Don’t bible bash in front of my mother, she’s religious. And don’t say bad things about palm readers, she thinks she’s clairaudiant’ Me: ‘Then she’ll like me, I’ve been told I have a great...
deeza:
Would you always? Maybe sometimes?
Make it easy? Take your time
My high school careers counsellor just Facebooked...
And asked me to speak at this years Year 12 Monash camp =/
Considering I just spent a three hour car trip home giggling hysterically with my sister as we made up dysphemistic rhyming slang, I feel like I’m probably not the woman for the job. Also public speaking makes me want to Hayley’s comet (…see what I did thar? lolol)
James: I'm an okay person. Just ok though
Me: At least I'm in...ok...company. High five for mediocrity!
James: High three
Mum: That waiter was gorgeous
Me: I know!
Mum: I thought you'd think so. He was wearing those skinny pants you like
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and...”
– Robert Frost
liquoricenights:
Mashup Mixtape Preview: Over...